Here is a short list of some interesting stuff I've done:

• Helped Mozy grow from 10 employees to 90+ petabytes of customer data
• Appeared on the cover of a business magazine
• Flew around on experimental government aircraft
• Made mobile ad-hoc network research tools at MIT's Lincoln Laboratory
• Created decentralized flŭd backup
• Wrote a book chapter
• Published in an IEEE Magazine
• Wrote software that identifies people by how they type
• Dynamically detected determinism in disk access patterns
• Wrote TkWho
• Won an art contest
• Gave away free monkeys

More details, of course, are available in my resume