So, as long as monkeys aren't free everywhere, they'll be free here, in digital form. Free, free, free. And when the day of universal monkey liberation comes, well, that's when this little world-wide-web-free-monkey-circus comes tumbling down and the monkey-slave-labor-internet-extravaganza goes up.

Until then, enjoy the free monkeys.

Oh, and if you are looking for a monkey-free zone, I would suggest looking elsewhere.

© 1998, Alen Peacock. Don't touch.